NBA Teams as Star Wars Characters


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So here’s the thing. I wrote this big long thing before the season about which NBA teams were which Star Wars Characters. It’s quite droll.

The thing is, the thing has footnotes in it and the thing I use to create this website doesn’t support footnotes.

So the easiest way for me to put this up is to just put a link on this page that lets you download a PDF of the thing, footnotes and all.

There are some errors in it (like how Thibs got fired and I forgot because I have the same brain capacity as a Crayola Crayon box with half the crayons eaten), but the effort to change it isn’t worth the trouble.

So here you go.


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